Since I, Don, do believe the “Idea of God” and all that this belief requires of me, I can’t find anything funny that Alan Medina sends you. You too, said to me, moments ago, the following ... (( "I hate to say no." Because the clouds will open and you will shit on me for not giving you the right answer. )) Well Apostle ‘ic’ the clouds opened 71 years ago and delivered the devils shit and had the biker spread it all over you at 10. I learned then to hold my nose and then look at you. How could a kid who looks like a handsome adult smell so awful? I can’t find anything funny that you send me funny. You live the in the State where the Women's movement also was able to thrive. I was a serious youngster of 9 when I met you. I am less serious now, and sent you two video confessions, by two very serious young women, who deliver true confessions. Just in case you have an obsession to forget, here they are again. Oh yes Apostle ‘ic’ I can smell your emails from afar. Please clean up your act! And smell again.
From: firstname.lastname@example.org Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2013 8:19 PM To: Alan Medina Subject: Re: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Italian Confession ----- Original Message ----- From: Alan Medina <email@example.com> Sent: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 00:51:20 -0000 (UTC) Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Italian Confession
Italian Confession An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said... "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhoods knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that." "There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays." The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That is a great load off my mind. I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?''